about me!

Well, as my blog name suggests my name is Budha!! Not the one people in this part of the world think me to be! I go by lots of other names - Buddha (which means 'old man' in my language and man, I do look like one), Buddhu (means 'fool'), 'Buddhu Singh' (again means 'fool' but the 'Singh' is supposed to emphasize my foolishness), 'Gumbaat' ( 'stubborn' ) and a few others which i can't recall at this very moment! These names do carry certain true information about me. But what I can tell about myself is that I am selfish, sadist, pessimist, chauvinist and misogynist by nature. I lack almost any sense of humor - actually sometimes I do get jokes - but it takes me a week or so to get it! I have, according to some, what we call in my part of the world, the skin of a rhinoceros! By the same reasoning I am immune to sarcasm and wit or almost anything. Well that last bit is not totally true! I am quite sensitive to fire or cold or snow! I am supposedly doing my PhD in Microelctronics. Although I have no clue as to what I am actually doing! The only reason I am where I am now is because I wanted to run away from my work place - the industry I was working in which treated me like a slave (and we are made to believe that slavery no longer exist, ha!) - working day in day out, including weekends. While they paid me lots of money, I was never given the time to spend it other than pay for my house rent, the place where I stayed which was only used by me for sleeping at night, the occasional meals I was allowed to have and other bills and taxes life brings along with it!

Ever since I was young I wanted to be a VULCAN like SPOCK or TUVOK - people I affectionately call 'emotionless bastards'! Those who don't know what I am talking about should grow up and start watching STAR TREK immediately! And like VULCANS I look upon human beings as an interesting species! Like SPOCK, I feel insulted when someone calls me human! I totally lack the emotions of love, sympathy and compassion. I always wanted to be in total control of my emotions (other than the ones I lack which I just mentioned ) - and I do manage it most of the time but alas, there are some side-effects! When I do fail to exercise my control I am prone to wild aggressive nature, always accompanied by verbal filth emanating from my mouth and sometimes accompanied by physical actions! Unlike my namesake, I have no respect for anyone, actually I think neither did he! I treat almost anyone and everyone with contempt. I believe myself to be the 'superior one' ( not the 'special one' like Jose Mourinho - everyone is special but only one can be superior - well there goes the first 'Budha-ism'!). I used to have the emotion of 'jealousy' but my 'superior' sense of feeling has allowed me to conquer that - after all if I am superior there is nothing anyone can have which is superior to what I possess - so I no longer feel jealous! I can treat people with a smile while on the inside I am thinking of torturing and killing that person! I am an atheist - but I have been told that my religion of birth does support the concept of atheism! So if people do call me by my religion of birth I do not feel that much insulted! I live and die by football - I can go a couple of days without food but lack of football depresses me and makes me vulnerable in my pursuit of VULCANISM - it can lead me to sadism and cannibalism but till now their outward manifestations has been restricted to myself alone - but that does not mean that some poor soul will not have to bear its brunt one day! I also try to play the game sometimes but I suck at it - but that doesn't prevent me in thinking that it is my divine right to win the game for the team I am playing for. I hate losing - for that matter in any sports or any field. I will do anything to win whether it be by hook or crook! I love to argue about anything to the extent that sometimes I manage to pick up an argument with myself! My biggest dream is to go to space, so that the people around me doesn't have to tolerate me anymore. To be honest I was being polite. Fact is politeness and honesty are not in my blood or whatever that is flowing in my veins or whatever they are called since I do not consider myself human! As my 'superiority' complex makes me feel, I think I will be better off without this world and its people! I will make my own planet where 'Budha-ism's will rule over its inhabitants. On second thoughts I don't believe I will accept anyone else in my planet, which means I will have total control and there will be no discontent or ill-feelings in my world. I will create my own 'perfect' world!

Well i think it is enough of an introduction. This blog is going to be my own way of 'stress busting' à la 'BHEJA FRY' or if you are too much into originals, 'LE DîNER DE CONS'! I will come back later to pester you, who dare to read this blog, with even more crap, about anything and everything I want to write about! And trust me on this, if you think it cannot get any worse, I bet you will find out soon. Until then, live long and prosper!